Druidofthemoon

The list continues: A collection of assorted random things I have said or that have been said to me which I'm sure have never been said before and may never be said again. I have twice now assaulted my cat with rum cake. It's a wrist mounted brazing dildo. I ended up in mortal combat with a mango. The mango won. Hamburgers won't sue you for medical malpractice. Me: People taffy. Fry: People taffy!? -___O; Me: Yes. People taffy. Fry: Okay then. They will fuck your boat. My mother does not have a gutter, she's Catholic. What's a good food-related metaphor for a homophobe? Well, if it's any consolation, your eyeball will smell really